Once More with Once More, With Feeling

1. OVERTURE / HELLO AND WELCOME

JENNY: 
Hello and welcome to Buffering the Vampire Slayer
A podcast where we’re watching every episode of Buffy
One by one
Mmm mmm I’m Jenny Owen Youngs

Kristin did you hear that? I just sang the intro! Did you hear that?! 

KRISTIN:
Hey, I’m Kristin Russo
This week we’ve got a treat for you
We’re here to talk about Once More with Feeling
(The musical episode) so stay tuned
Cause the songs run all the way through

Wow, um, you’d almost say that like maybe I’m a… I don’t know... natural talent?

JENNY:
Oh directed and written by Mister Joss Whedon
It originally aired on November 6th 2001 

KRISTIN:
And this is the one where —

JENNY:
Only 16 days!
Before I turned 20!
Years old! 

KRISTIN:
Ahem!
As I was saying
This is the one with all the singing
So buckle up for the show
Cuz here we, here we 

JENNY + KRISTIN: 
Goooooooo

2. BIG FUCKING NERDS

KRISTIN: 
They’ve got a theory
Oh fuck, we’re singing 

KRISTIN + JENNY:  
And it sounds like there’s 20 of us

JENNY: 
We’re on quite a journey 
Need an expert in TV

KRISTIN + JENNY:  
Maybe LaToya will know!

LATOYA:
Hey guys.

There’s a whole lot of reasons that we could be seeing
This singing from outta nowhere
Might be time in the season when shows end up needing
An uptick in listens and shares

You don’t have a shark you can jump
But you have to get over that hump
Okay

JENNY:
Well we’re not big on spectacle

KRISTIN:  
And there’s none more dependable
Than scoobies who lean homosexual

JENNY:
So, what else could it be?

LATOYA:
Well sometimes a musical is therapeutical
Feelings need moving along
That could be another clue if either one of you
Processes better in song

KRISTIN:
Jenny’s day job is singing hot tracks

JENNY:
But I come to this pod to relax!

LATOYA:
Okayyyy

JENNY:
Look, we’re good on the processing

KRISTIN:  
Though it’s odd that we’re still singing

JENNY:
But maybe somebody does have feelings

KRISTIN: 
I bet it’s Jenny!

JENNY:  
Hey!

LATOYA:

Now back to your query, an alternate theory
On tracing the source of these jams: 
Perhaps one of you lesbians might be a thespian 
Doing it all for the fans

Does anyone sound like the type?

JENNY:
Well Kristin, she saw Rent 8 times! On Broadway!

LATOYA: 
Oh, that could definitely be it 

KRISTIN: 
Excuse me but Jenny also starred in Godspell

JENNY: 
I didn’t STAR in it, I was way in the back!

LATOYA: 
Okay, I’ve examined the evidence and I think the truth is, you’re just singing because you’re nerds

JENNY: 
Eureka, Doctor Ferguson! 
I think we get what’s happening

When you’re looking for explanations
Usually the simplest is the right one
Baby that’s Occam’s razor
Saying that maybe we’re just big fucking nerds

LATOYA: 
Oh you’re definitely just big fucking nerds!

I rest my case! I think that’s all there is to it. The answer was right in front of you the whole time… you dummies.

KRISTIN, JENNY, LATOYA, + THE SCOOBY NERD CHOIR: 
Nerds nerds nerds nerds
Nerds nerds nerds nerds
(repeat + build for quite some time)

KRISTIN + JENNY: 
Nerds, they’re cool
Nerds, they rule
You wouldn’t be here 
If you weren’t one too!

3. MUSTARD

JENNY:
I’ve got a bone to pick
Mustard doesn’t stain unless you mix it with some other shit 

KRISTIN:
Jenny

JENNY:  
Like oil or blood 

KRISTIN:
Jenny 

JENNY: 
Or grease from your car under the hood if you know I meeeeean

KRISTIN:
JENNY!

4. ON REN FAIRE DRESSES AND LEVITATILINGUS

JENNY: 
I’ve got a question, a tiny question
Don’t you think something like, say, levitation 
Would require an awful lot of concentration

KRISTIN: 
Maybe this is just how witches do it every time they do it
Tara doesn’t look surprised to me

JENNY: 
But what about the vending machine? 

JENNY + KRISTIN: 
The people have a right to know!
The people have a right to know! 

KRISTIN: 
I’ve got a question, a tiny question
It’s hard to hit a target when it’s moving
Especially when you are also floating
But do we even know if Willow’s floating?!

JENNY: 
It’s impossible to say 
What’s going on just out of frame 

KRISTIN: 
Whatever it is, it’s pretty gay

JENNY + KRISTIN: 
The people have a right to know!
The people have a right to know! 

JENNY: 
In the heat of the action
Was that a magic-gasm?!
This is a family show!

KRISTIN: 
What happens when it’s over?
Do they fall down or keep floating? 

JENNY: 
Do the people really have a right to knoooooow?

KRISTIN: 
I say nooooooooooo!

5. YOU CAN ALWAYS GET DIVORCED

KRISTIN: 
Xander and Anya
It’s been weighing on you
You’re scared that you might make
A really big mistake

JENNY + KRISTIN: 
But take it from two girls who’ve been down the line
There’s no knot so knotted it can’t be untied

You can always get divorced
You can always get divorced
You might even be better friends if you reverse your course
Yeah you can always get divorced

JENNY: 
You might discover
He hogs all the covers

KRISTIN: 
Or she might get incensed
And start taking vengeance

JENNY + KRISTIN: 
But listen two girls with experience 
If shit gets bananas you just hit eject

You can always get divorced
You can always get divorced
You might even be better friends if you reverse your course
Yeah you can always get divorced

**WEDDING BELL SOLO**

You can always get divorced
You can always get divorced

We did it!

6. WOW WOW WOW

JENNY: 
Wow! Wow! Wow! 
Excitement unlocked!
Wow! Wow! Wow! 
Holy shit that rocked!

7. PROBLEMATIC FAVE

JENNY:
Mmm ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba Spike looks good
Mmm ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba Spike looks good

KRISTIN:
Well I never wanted to be fabric before
Til I saw that black tee hugging all your contours

KRISTIN + JENNY: 
Mmm ba ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba ba Spike looks good
Mmm ba ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba ba Spike looks good

JENNY:
Got your washboard abs and black nails workin’ for me
Let me see those boots come off in 1080p (HD!)

KRISTIN + JENNY: 
Mmm ba ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba ba Spike looks good
Mmm ba ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba ba Spike looks good

JENNY: 
You’re a bleach-blonde evil fiend
Who clawed his way out of the grave
But you’re still our number one problematic fave

Now if only we had one more person to weigh in —  
Oh my fucking god, it’s Joanna Robinson! 

JOANNA: 
No one stands a chance against your cheekbones
I would save you all my mini marshmallows 

JOANNA + KRISTIN + JENNY: 
Mmm ba ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba ba Spike looks good
Mmm ba ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba ba Spike looks good

JENNY: Slurpin some blood, Spike looks good!
KRISTIN: A sensitive stud, Spike looks good!
JOANNA: Long leather coat, Spike looks good!
ALL: Smokin a smoke, Spike looks good!

JOANNA + KRISTIN + JENNY: 
Mmm ba ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba ba Spike looks good
Mmm ba ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba ba Spike looks good

Spike looks good!

8. O! TO BE MENTIONED! 

GABY: 
Well I couldn’t help but overhear 
You said the magic words my dear 
One’s “Dunn” and then the other is “Gaby”
You know what to expect when you mention meeeeee

Did I ever tell you all about 
The time that I almost made out with — 

JENNY: 
Gaby, we’re kind of in the middle of something here

GABY: 
Okay byeeeeeee

9. GABY’S BALLET

10. STEREOTYPE BUFFET

ALBA: 
Hey Mack. So they made a monster. A *Black* monster. What a surprise, right? I know. Let’s talk about it. 

MACK:
This week on the Hellmouth, we’ve got some things to say
About the shit they’re serving up at the stereotype buffet 
Tap dancing through the twenties in that forties-style zoot suit
Chuck Berry’s taste in the underage and Superfly slang to boot

ALBA: 
Tired of seeing a bad guy every time I see my face
White people are not qualified to be writing and conveying race
When y’all try our culture on, nuance gets erased
Why don’t you just step aside, give people of color space 

MACK:
At first glance, you’ll wanna dance, but take a closer look
Sweet’s jazz tune is just a page from Robert Johnson’s book 
Sweet is cool, Sweet is smooth, until you realize
Some straight white guy justified these sinister stereotypes 

ALBA:
While you show up for fashion, no matter time or place
I wanna watch my favorite show and trust the characters with my face
Instead I must resign myself to the writer’s vapid taste
Ampata, Forrest, Kendra, Trick: BIPOC copy paste

Still not done - still have to talk about more!

MACK:
In Sunnydale, bad things always happen to girls who are underage
ALBA: 
Like getting sacrificed in a frat-house basement to a giant demon snake
MACK: 
Or being assaulted by the varsity swim team (who would make a tasty ceviche) 
ALBA: 
But of course the biggest predator would be 
MACK + ALBA: 
A Black man with the devil’s face

MACK + ALBA: 
To everybody listening who still think Sweet’s badass
Consider this your crossroads, cuz now we have to ask:
How much of our little song did you need to research?
Privilege provides the luxury to watch passive from your perch

So don’t force us to compromise we’ve had e-fucking-nough
We should tell our own stories, it’s really not that tough

11. ACCCCIDENTAL PARENTAL

JENNY:
My dude
Be reasonable
It’s true, your slayer’s seasons are few
But it don’t mean that you should run

Good sir
We really think you should stay
With her, she needs support and to slay
You didn’t mean to be a dad
But you are now so how ‘bout that

You think that your presence is holding her back
You should know your absence would be twice as bad
Nobody said you should right all the wrongs
But she sure deserves someone she can lean on 

Oh Giles
You’ve been here through thin and thick
So why would you choose right now to split
You didn’t mean to be a dad
But you are now so act like it

You think that your presence is holding her back
You should know your absence would be twice as bad
Nobody’s saying you should fix it all
But you know to be there to answer her call

12. ON LEAVING

KRISTIN: 
Tara you should really go
You had a right to know

Even though it hurts, let go
You had a right to know

13. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL

JENNY:
What in the actual fuck
Are you doing
Right now you kinda suck 
You’re bailing when you should have her back

KRISTIN: 
You’re really screwing it up
You’re losing the mission
Supposed to be the grown up  
But you’re leaving her open to attack

JENNY + KRISTIN:
It’s not helpful when you bring somebody back from the grave
To say they gotta grow up so you’re going away 
Post-resurrection testing them while they fade away
Even slayers need a little help when they save the day
Save the day
Save the day

KRISTIN:
What in the actual fuck
JENNY:
Are you thinking
JENNY + KRISTIN: 
We are not sorry but
JENNY: 
We have to disrupt this dumb bullshit

JENNY + KRISTIN:
Bad choices runnin’ amok
JENNY:
We hate what you’re doing
JENNY + KRISTIN:
Freakin’ morally bankrupt
KRISTIN:
And all of you Scoobies are complicit in it

JENNY + KRISTIN: 

It’s not helpful when you bring somebody back from the grave
To say they gotta grow up so you’re going away 
Post-resurrection testing them while they fade away
Even slayers need a little help to get through the day
To get through the day

Even slayers need a little help when they save the day, save the day

14. ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING

JENNY: 
I’m just tryna get some light back
Scared that it’s forever gone
Maybe we can find it in the feedback
Somewhere there’s a hidden song

I go the only way I’ve ever known
A step, and then, again, another one 

I’m just tryna get some light back
Scared that it’s forever gone
Maybe we can find it in the feedback
Somewhere there’s a hidden song

I fight the only way I’ve ever done
A step, and then, again, another one 

I’m just tryna get some light back
Scared that it’s forever gone
Maybe we can find it in the feedback
Somewhere there’s a hidden song

15. PATRIARCHY REIMAGINED

The patriarchy! 
Thunderclap!
Scary laugh!

16. THE END OF THE EPISODE

JENNY: 
It’s the end, it’s the end of the episode
We’ve had some highs, we’ve had some lows

KRISTIN: 
It’s the end, it’s the end of the episode
And everybody’s lost now that they know

JENNY: 
They can’t see where to go

KRISTIN: 
Or how on earth to get there

JENNY: 
But they've made it up til now

JENNY + KRISTIN: 
And so

It’s the end, it’s the end of the episode
Guess we’ll figure out together where we’ll go

JENNY:
We’ve got lots of awards for tension to mail

KRISTIN: 
Jingles to write and spoilers to veil

JENNY:
Hunks to examine, we’ll manage somehow

KRISTIN:
Erotic novellas await, but for now 

JENNY:
It’s the end, it’s the end of the episode

JENNY + KRISTIN: 
And you know we hate to say goodbye
It’s the end, it’s the end of the episode

JENNY: 
If you’ll excuse me I have something in my eye

17. CODAWoooooooo

JENNY + KRISTIN: 
Mmm ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba 
Mmm ba ba ba Spike looks good 
Mmm ba ba ba mmm ba ba ba 
Mmm ba ba ba Spike looks good 

JENNY:  
And it’s not like we’d think Buffy’d be feeling
In tip top shape to fight some demons

KRISTIN: 
But holy shit they’re kissing

JENNY + KRISTIN: 
So that brings her vampire smooch count up to twoooooo

JENNY: 
And til next time

JENNY + KRISTIN: 
Awoooooooooo