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Buffering the Vampire Slayer

SEASON ONE

1.01 WELCOME TO THE HELLMOUTH
1.02 THE HARVEST
1.03 WITCH
1.04 TEACHER'S PET
1.05 NEVER KILL A BOY ON THE FIRST DATE
1.06 THE PACK
1.07 ANGEL
1.08 I, ROBOT... YOU, JANE
1.09 THE PUPPET SHOW
1.10 NIGHTMARES
1.11 OUT OF MIND, OUT OF SIGHT
1.12 PROPHECY GIRL

SEASON TWO

2.01 WHEN SHE WAS BAD
2.02 SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED
2.03 SCHOOL HARD
2.04 INCA MUMMY GIRL
2.05 REPTILE BOY
2.06 HALLOWEEN
2.07 LIE TO ME
2.08 THE DARK AGE
2.09 WHAT'S MY LINE (PART 1)
2.10 WHAT'S MY LINE (PART 2)
2.11 TED
2.12 BAD EGGS
2.13 SURPRISE
2.14 INNOCENCE
2.15 PHASES
2.16 BEWITCHED, BOTHERED, & BEWILDERED
2.17 PASSION
2.18 KILLED BY DEATH
2.19 I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU
2.20 GO FISH
2.21 BECOMING (PART 1)
2.22 BECOMING (PART 2)

SEASON THREE

3.01 ANNE
3.02 DEAD MAN'S PARTY
3.03 FAITH, HOPE & TRICK
3.04 BEAUTY AND THE BEASTS
3.05 HOMECOMING
3.06 BAND CANDY
3.07 REVELATIONS
3.08 LOVERS WALK
3.09 THE WISH
3.10 AMENDS
3.11 GINGERBREAD
3.12 HELPLESS
3.13 THE ZEPPO
3.14 BAD GIRLS
3.15 CONSEQUENCES
3.16 DOPPELGANGLAND
3.17 ENEMIES
3.18 EARSHOT
3.19 CHOICES
3.20 THE PROM
3.21 GRADUATION DAY PART 1
3.22 GRADUATION DAY PART 2

SEASON FOUR

4.01 THE FRESHMAN
4.02 LIVING CONDITIONS
4.03 THE HARSH LIGHT OF DAY
4.04 FEAR, ITSELF
4.05 BEER BAD
4.06 WILD AT HEART
4.07 THE INITIATIVE
4.08 PANGS
ANGEL’S I WILL REMEMBER YOU
4.09 SOMETHING BLUE
4.10 HUSH
4.10.02 HUSH PART 2
4.11 DOOMED
4.12 A NEW MAN
4.13 THE I IN TEAM
4.14 GOODBYE IOWA
4.15 THIS YEAR’S GIRL
4.16 WHO ARE YOU?
4.17 SUPERSTAR
4.18 WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE
4.19 NEW MOON RISING
4.20 THE YOKO FACTOR
4.21 PRIMEVAL
4.22 RESTLESS
4.22.2 RESTLESS PART 2

SEASON FIVE

5.01 BUFFY VS DRACULA
5.02 REAL ME
5.03 THE REPLACEMENT
5.04 OUT OF MY MIND
5.05 NO PLACE LIKE HOME
5.06 FAMILY
5.07 FOOL FOR LOVE
5.08 SHADOW
5.09 LISTENING TO FEAR
5.10 INTO THE WOODS
5.11 TRIANGLE
5.12 CHECKPOINT
5.13 BLOOD TIES
5.14 CRUSH
5.15 I WAS MADE TO LOVE YOU
5.16 THE BODY
5.17 FOREVER
0.26 A MESSAGE FROM JENNY & KRISTIN
0.27 A RETURN
0.28 RACE IN THE BUFFYVERSE
5.18 INTERVENTION
5.19 TOUGH LOVE
5.20 SPIRAL
5.21 THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD
5.22 THE GIFT

SEASON SIX

6.01 BARGAINING PART ONE
6.02 BARGAINING PART TWO
6.03 AFTER LIFE
6.04 FLOODED
6.05 LIFE SERIAL
6.06 ALL THE WAY
6.07 ONCE MORE, WITH FEELING
6.08 TABULA RASA
6.09 SMASHED
6.10 WRECKED
6.11 GONE
6.12 DOUBLEMEAT PALACE
6.13 DEAD THINGS
6.14 OLDER AND FAR AWAY
6.15 AS YOU WERE
6.16 HELL’S BELLS
6.17 NORMAL AGAIN
6.18 ENTROPY
6.19 SEEING RED
6.20 VILLAINS
6.21 TWO TO GO
6.22 GRAVE

SEASON SEVEN

7.01 LESSONS
7.02 BENEATH YOU
7.03 SAME TIME, SAME PLACE
7.04 HELP
7.05 SELFLESS
7.06 HIM
7.07 CONVERSATIONS WITH DEAD PEOPLE
7.08 SLEEPER
7.09 NEVER LEAVE ME
7.10 BRING ON THE NIGHT
7.11 SHOWTIME
7.12 POTENTIAL
7.13 THE KILLER IN ME
7.14 FIRST DATE
7.15 GET IT DONE
7.16 STORYTELLER
7.17 LIES MY PARENTS TOLD ME
7.18 DIRTY GIRLS
7.19 EMPTY PLACES
7.20 TOUCHED
7.21 END OF DAYS
7.22 CHOSEN

SPECIAL EPISODES + CAST INTERVIEWS

CAST INTERVIEWS

0.02 INTERVIEW WITH ARMIN SHIMMERMAN
0.15 INTERVIEW WITH JAMES MARSTERS
0.16 INTERVIEW WITH SOPHIA CRAWFORD & JEFF PRUITT
0.17 INTERVIEW WITH SETH GREEN
0.18 INTERVIEW WITH CHARISMA CARPENTER
0.32 INTERVIEW WITH JULIET LANDAU
0.38 INTERVIEW WITH AMBER BENSON

MAILBAGS

0.01 WELCOME TO THE MAILBAG
0.03 WELCOME TO THE MAILBAG V2
0.04 WELCOME TO THE MAILBAG V3
0.06 WELCOME TO THE MAILBAG V4
0.07 WELCOME TO THE MAILBAG V5
0.14 WELCOME TO THE MAILBAG V6

SPECIAL EPISODES

0.05 HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, BUFFY!
0.08 WONDER WOMAN
0.09 SEASON 2 WRAP-UP
0.23 FIND THE HELPERS
0.25 CONVERSATION WITH JEN MALKOWSKI ON “THE BODY”
0.26: A MESSAGE FROM JENNY + KRISTIN, JUNE 2020
0.27: RETURN, JULY 2020
0.28: LATOYA FERGUSON, ALANNA BENNETT & IRA MADISON: RACE IN THE BUFFYVERSE
0.30: A CONVERSATION WITH ALBA DAZA & MACKENZIE MACDADE
0.33 INVISI-BIPOC with ALBA DAZA & MACKENZIE MACDADE
0.34 ONCE MORE, BEHIND THE SCENES
0.35 WILLOW & THE USE OF MAGIC
0.37 NORMALIZING HARMFUL SHIT, AGAIN: TALKING MENTAL HEALTH & POP CULTURE
0.39 UNBURY YOUR GAYS
0.40 SEEING RED & THE “MONSTER MYTH”
0.41 CELEBRATING 25 YEARS OF BUFFY FROM SUNNYDALE HIGH
0.42 WELCOME TO THE HELENMOUTH: LINGUISTICS ON BUFFY WITH HELEN ZALTZMAN
0.43 WILLOW: JEWISH, WITCH, JEWITCH
0.44 CURTAIN CALL

SLAYERS: A BUFFYVERSE STORY

S1.01 SLAYERS: EPISODE ONE
S1.02 SLAYERS: EPISODE TWO
S1.03 SLAYERS: EPISODE THREE
S1.04 SLAYERS: EPISODE FOUR
S1.05 SLAYERS: EPISODE FIVE
S1.06 SLAYERS: EPISODE SIX
S1.07 SLAYERS: EPISODE SEVEN
S1.08 SLAYERS: EPISODE EIGHT
S1.09 SLAYERS: EPISODE NINE

INTERVIEW WITH KC WAYLAND
INTERVIEW WITH AMBER BENSON + CHRISTOPHER GOLDEN
INTERVIEW WITH JAMES LEARY
INTERVIEW WITH LAYA DELEON HAYES